![]() Are you a taxi driver? Because you’re drivin’ me crazy.Ĥ0. Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.ģ9. Do you mind if I follow you around? Because I always follow my dreams.ģ8. Aren’t you tired from running through my mind all day?ģ6. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re really fine!ģ5. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?ģ4. Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.ģ3. Just so you know, this shirt is made of 100% boyfriend/girlfriend material.ģ2. Are you a lamp? Because you light up the room.ģ1. Was that a tornado or did you just sweet me of my feet?ģ0. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?Ģ9. Are you a florist? Because I’d like to put our tulips together.Ģ8. Was your father a shoemaker? Because I think we’re a fit.Ģ7. Is it the fourth of July? Because I’m feeling major sparks.Ģ6. Are we at karaoke night? Because you make my heart sing.Ģ5. Are you a camera? Because I think we click.Ģ4. Are you a volcano? Because I think I lava you.Ģ3. Was your father a shoemaker? Because you’re boot-iful.Ģ2. Are you an “expeliarmus” spell? Because your beauty is disarming.Ģ1. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.Ģ0. Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.ġ9. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.ġ8. Are you Hermione Granger? Because you’ve got me spellbound.ġ7. Are we at an orchard? Cos’ you’re the apple of my eye.ġ6. Are you a serial killer? Because you have my heart.ġ5. Are you a Wifi router? Because I’m sensing a connection.ġ4. Are you a Happy Meal? Because I’m lovin’ it.ġ3. Are you a work of fiction? Because you’re just too good to be true.ġ2. Are you a surgeon? Because you have my heart.ġ1. Are you an essential oil diffuser? Because your beauty is mist-ifyingġ0. Are you a banana? Because you’re so a-pee-ling.ĩ. Did it hurt… when you fell from heaven?Ĩ. Are you a stenographer? Because you’re just my type.ħ. Is your mother a painter? Because you’re a true work of art.Ħ. You must be a ninja - because one look at you and I have stars in my eyes.ĥ. Are you a library book? Because I couldn’t help but check you out.Ĥ. Are you a gardener? Because you make my heart bloom.ģ. ![]() Are you the sun? Because your beauty is blinding me.Ģ. ![]() Need more pickup lines in your flirty cannon? Check our Star Wars, Harry Potter, and nerdy pick up line pages.ġ. The right phrase can seal the deal, which is why we’ve gathered the most adorable pickup lines we could find to help you with your love life. Nothing is cuter than making your crush laugh with a charming pickup line. Although we do have those, this page is filled with the sweet ones that you can even slide to your lovesick five-year-old. Use them in real life or to send as flirty texts.Ī common misconception about pickup lines is that they’re usually raunchy or inappropriate. What we do recommend is using these super cute, super cheesey, and super funny lines to get a laugh out of your beau, or your BFF. ![]() But we don’t suggest using these on total strangers (seriously, you’ve been warned!). Would you grab my arm? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see all these cute and funny pick up lines? Yes, we’ve got over 100 cute pick up lines here, just for you. Hey, I was reading Numbers last night, and I realized I don’t have yours.ġ0. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.ĩ. The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!ħ.Did it hurt? You know, when you got shot by cupid’s arrow?Ĩ. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?Ħ. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d rate you as a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.ĥ. When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.Ĥ. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.ģ. Here’s to starting a Nicholas spark romance on your own!ġ. Just remember to only use them on people who are totally comfortable with you because Valentine’s Day is not an excuse to be a total creep. Here are 10 sweet ones to try out on February 14th or earlier. They can be smart, funny cheesy, or all at the same time. Nothing says “be mine” like cheesy pickup lines to spark romance, whether it is with your current beau or a random Bumble match.
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